You know that a vaccine will be absolutely delicious and good for you when you are being forced to take it.  I mean, why else would anyone use force?  

I have a proposal for Big Pharma:  Put this vaccine up for distribution in Whole Foods in the “trendy” isle right next to the “farm to table” free range chicken.  That way, the trendies can voluntarily sign up to take it and convince themselves of how wholesome and pure and “organic” it is … and you will have reduced your own forceful distribution scheme by at least half (IMHO).  Seriously, you guys need to come up with crafty ways to get people to beg for this.  (sarcasm is intentional)